Mayonnaise-The Rules & How to Break Them

Did ya even KNOW that mayonnaise had rules???

So when I'm "being" good I eat the "lite" mayo, which says it has half the fat.  But of course, the fat is half the taste.  So what's a girl to do?  Take said lite mayo, and add the folowing:

>some chopped up fresh cilantro

>some chopped up fresh roasted garlic (remember I said they have it at Kroger's Mediterranean bar?)

>some fresh lime juice

Just mix it all up, and you something that tastes MUCH better than lite mayo.  I promise.  

Now for how to break the rules: This is a one-word answer.  DUKE'S.  Made by the C.F. Sauer company right here in Richmond, VA.  All the fat, all the taste.  The best.  Period.  

Now, if you want to be really baaaad....you do what my friend Wendi Winstead taught me back in college.  It sounds weird, but ohmygoodLord, it's Heaven between two slices of bread.

>Two slices of totally fresh white Wonder bread

>Duke's mayo on both sides

>slices of very ripe bananas

In order to achieve the full effect, there can be no deviation from the above.

Okay, you Mayonnaise Rebels, do your worst!