Monday, April 30, 2012

Blow Toad-so so

Blow Toad
Cary Street,
Richmond, VA

I was initially kind of excited to visit the latest creation of local celebrity chef and James Beard Award nominee, Jimmy Sneed.  His reputation being what it is, I had fairly high expectations, even though the menu offers reasonably-price fare..
 
My two girlfriends and I (who are collectively known as "The Mimosa Madames") went for Sunday brunch this weekend, arriving at about 10:30.  We were the first  there, but the place filled up quite quickly after that.  We were treated to a nice twist on the classic Mimosa; instead of using “regular” orange juice, they were made with the juice of blood oranges.  (Sounds much grosser than it really was).  Added a nice "zing" factor!

The server was pleasant enough, but seemed to initially have a hard time wrapping her head around the fact that there were THREE of us.  Customarily, that would require three sets of silverware, three napkins, three...well, you get my drift.
 
The French press coffee was perfect, if a bit strong for all our tastes.
 
We all ordered various types of three-egg omelettes.  Here’s my beef:  two them were not completely cooked.  As in, there was runny egg white in the middle that we had to work our way around.  In all fairness, we reported the “rawness” when the server brought our bills at which time apologies were issued and our bills discounted appropriately.
 
You don’t have to be a great chef to cook eggs entirely.   Tisk, tisk, tisk.
 
Girlfriends and I will not be returning, or recommending Blow Toad.
 

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

My New Favorite Salsa

I tried this at the suggestion of my coworker, Sara Pomeroy.  Initially, I turned up my nose at it because it contains avocado which I've always thought was just too gross to eat.  But served this way, the avocado is "hidden" enough to eat, and it does in fact enhance the rest of the ingredients.

You take a jar of regular salsa (or make some if you care to)
Add some chunks of mango
Add some some chunks of avocado
I also chopped up some fresh cilantro in there, because I really like cilantro.
(Rough estimate of quantities:  1 24 oz jar of salsa, three avocados, 2 or mangoes (depending on how ripe they are) and a partridge in a pear tree.  The hard part is catching that dadgummed bird.

I accidentally got "medium" hot salsa instead of mild (I am weenie).  Since it was a bit too spicy for me, I topped it with some cream to calm down the flames in my mouth.  Other than the sour cream, it was actually quite healthy.  Avocados are really good for you; they have lot of important oils in them. An interesting result of the oils is that they make you feel full. 

I went so bananas over the mango/avocado salsa that I ended up having a dinner which consisted of a small hamburger patty (pre-made, see earlier blog entry) and a bowl of the salsa.  That was all I needed and it sure was good!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

When in Texas, Eat Steak!


When in Texas, Eat Steak (a.k.a. The Best Meal of my Entire Life)

After the Buffett show last week, I hung around for an extra day to visit with my friend Terry.  We decided to put on our “grown up” clothes and treat ourselves to some truly “fine” dining.  On Terry’s recommendation, we ended up at "Ocean Prime" in downtown Dallas. 

To start with the happy ending:  I would have paid $1,000 for that meal and not batted an eyelash (at least that’s what I said while under the influence of some of their excellent wine).  Everything was absolutely wonderful, from top to bottom. 

Terry told me that their waitstaff is provided with three months of training.  It certainly shows.  Our waiter, David, made excellent suggestions for wines to complement our meals.   I have no doubt that he could have suggested at least two wines for any item on the menu, and explain how they would complement the food they were paired with.  

Terry started with a Spanish chardonnay that David suggested.  She loved it.  I had a "Black Orchid" cocktail made with black raspberry vodka and some other delightful yummies.  Garnished with an edible orchid bloom, it was sooooo good.  In case you're curious, the orchid flower was crunchy, but didn't really have any taste of its own.

Our appetizers were oysters on the half shell and a shrimp cocktail.  My shrimp cocktail came in a container kept cold by dry ice.  The dry ice looked like it was "smoking" as it was served, so it made for quite a presentation!  In that container were three of the most gigantic shrimp I have ever seen ("gigantic shrimp"...is that any oxymoron?)  You would think that being so large, they would be tough, but nooooo.

Onto the main courses:  Terry had an 8 ounce filet Mignon, and I a 16 ounce rib eye.  We learned that the correct term to use when you want your meat cooked on the "rare" side of "medium rare" is "rare push."  Good to know!  Both our steaks were literally so tender we could almost cut them with fork.  We know, because we tried!  My steak was at LEAST an inch thick, and both steaks were seasoned perfectly.  HEAVEN ON A PLATE!  Those steaks literally appealed to ALL our senses:
>The lovely presentation
>The sound of us going "OGMYGOD" with each bite
>The smell of perfect meat
>The incredible taste, of course
>and even the FEEL of juice dripping over my tongue with each and every bite.  

We shared a side dish of black truffle macaroni and cheese.  OMG.  Words cannot describe.  I have literally never tasted anything like it.  Forget everything you know about mac-n-cheese.  There was not a morsel left in the serving dish.  Terry told David that had we not been in a public place, she would have licked to the bowl clean.  I definitely would have accompanied her on the spoon.

Our desserts were everything we hoped for.  Terry had lemon cheesecake with blueberries.  It was the traditional "dry" style, made with ricotta cheese, that we both prefer.  I had creme brulee, and it too was absolutely perfect.  There's just something so magical about using your spoon to break through a perfectly glazed sugar surface and then dive into the depths of a sea of custard below.  Served with few fresh berries, it was just right.

I haven't even talked about the "ambiance."  Waiters in white coats are there to attend to your every need.  Empty plates and glasses are removed from your table without you even realizing it.  Ladies' chairs are held for them.  The music is soft, but just loud enough for you to hear and enjoy it.  Whether you're in the Sammy Davis room or the Frank Sinatra room you will be sooo well taken care of.  

I basically spent a days' pay on one meal (not something a single girl takes lightly) and I don't care.  Worth every penny.  


Q:  Would I recommend "Ocean Prime" to a friend?
A:  Is everything bigger in Texas?  :wink:

Bon Apetite, Y'all!